If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! That’s Jennifer Aniston’s approach in the new video she filmed for SmartWater, in which she flips every rumor that has ever been said about her to her benefit. In two minutes and thirty-six seconds, she portrays a pregnant-with-triplets Jennifer, a diva-at-working-out Jennifer, a bad-driver Jennifer, an only-swims-in-SmartWater Jennifer, and a Jennifer who is the mother to an alien and very funny grown-up guy (we won’t spoil it for you, but fast-forward to 1:23 to find out). And she even comments on her Rachel haircut—it’s too much! Watch it for yourself to get a little funny girl action.

Plus, try on Jennifer’s hairstyles!

Jennifer's Hairstyles!

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